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Munted

Munted (verb)- a psychological state of mind that consists of soaring levels of euphoria and a stimulating sensation, reached through the consumption of an abundance of one drug, or a combination of drugs and/or alcohol, sometimes reached right after conjestion or over an extended period of time. This is typically subjective depending on the individual and their tolerance.
Typically one or more of the following factors primarily influence the time it takes to reach this mental state.

They are;
- The amount of consumption and the quality of the product(s).
- Energy levels.
- Sleep deprivation.

- Psychological state of mind.
- Other similar influencing factors.
- The end of the half life of the product(s) and/or the declining euphoric sensation as this peak levels conclude.

This feeling is described as a highly elevated, almost overwhelming, yet tolerable state of mind.
Last week when Tom and I went out to Red Square, I was so munted that I felt like I was dragging my jaw behind me from the start of the night.
by Sam Anel West August 29, 2018
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Munt

Munt is the male equivalency for the derogatory word that is used to describe female genitalia, cunt.
That guy is such a munt!
by Mr. Munt September 11, 2021
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Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.
Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday
by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024
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skibidi munt

Person 1: I just skibidi munted last night!

Person 2: your family misses you, please come back, it’s been 2 weeks…
by TyphoonZach April 24, 2024
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Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.
"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"
by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025
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Cucky Munt

Swap the first letter of each word around

Mucky C**t

describing someone who is so disgusting.
ERRRGH that is dirty! You are such a Cucky Munt
by CHAR.GRILLED-Productions March 23, 2011
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Cock Munting

The act of cutting the vas deferens in the ballsack of a dead man and connecting it internally to the urethera then stomping on the ballsack until the testicles are completely powderized and then sucking the testicle powder out of the cock.
Me and Harry were Cock Munting a random homeless man last night because he asked for money.
by asghtryssd August 3, 2024
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