Monized

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Guy 1 " We need one soldier from the company to give up their flight back to the US, and stay in Afghan."

Moniz " Don't worry, you know it will be me."

Guy 2 " Don't worry there's 80 of us to chose from."

Guy 1 " We picked Moniz."

Guy 3 " Damn you just got MONIZED!!"

by NJMactual April 14, 2010

Mongrel

One who is considered "flea infested"

Roots from the song "Who Let the Dogs Out" by the Baha Men

Damn bro you're being a real mongrel right now

by Ryry2x April 8, 2019

foof monger

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats

after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.

by foofie3423 April 21, 2009

Gloom Monger

A person who never looks on the bright side of life, but instead chooses to bring everyone he / she knows down with negative vibes.

Trevor seems to think Crystal Palace will get relegated this season, even though there are 19 games left, fucking gloom monger.

by TonyG70 January 18, 2011

mongrel-fish

A stupid individual, a moron, a drop-kick, etc.

"Man you're a mongrel-fish!"

by MongrelFish October 1, 2005

prick monger

Some one that hordes pricks

Alan: Let me see your gash.
Tom: Alan, your such a fucking prick mongerer.

by Gus Gluck November 2, 2007

monger

1) Mung-ger: Someone who mongers(sells) something, for example fish-monger, ironmonger,whoremonger, assmonger, cockmonger

2) Mong-er: A mentally challenged person,retard,spaz,mongoloid(from which the word is derived)

"That assmonger can be such a monger sometimes!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005