Milk Maiden

When a female uses too much hand and not enough mouth during oral sex on a male

She did give me a blow job but she used too much hand, like a Milk Maiden.

by Eric Matthew September 29, 2021

Fair Maid Nelly

the maid that cicero talks about stabbing all the time

"when I next meet that fair maid nelly, I'Il
plunge my knife into her belly!"

by Realitykit January 15, 2022

porcelain maid

A bisexual's wet dream

Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream

by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023

Iron Maiden

The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.

Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*

by Anonymous debunker of religious myths May 18, 2008

Maiden's Virus

Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles

Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!

by Michelle A. Richardson June 10, 2008

Moridis

Typically an awesome Greek person, possibly a Ravenclaw, sometimes has an iguana (or a piranha) as her patronus, and is compatible with the wolf.

Good thing a Moridis was here when the dementors attacked!

by Hale Wolff March 27, 2010

moidering

"Moidering" is a North Wales term for someone who is generally talking shit...

I wanted to punch Daniel last night he was moidering so much!

by Wi11iams May 16, 2016