Mitchell

Mictchell is a kind hearted Mormon boy, who treats all wamen just like he treats his doggos. He can get quite self conscious for no good reason. Mitchell only has one best friend who truely understands his bonkered out brain. His camera roll is always full of memes and screenshots of other people’s derps. If you happen to come across a Mitchell, be sure to not let him go for he has the 🅱️estest memes out there.. ( his memes are so useless, that’s what makes them so great)!

Sally: ughhh who air dropped me +100 memes

Billy: that’s such a Mitchell thing to do

by Jesusdontlie June 27, 2018

harry mitchell

The act of a girl catching a cumshot in her hand then smacking the guy on the side/back/top of his head with it.

There were no towels to wipe off the load in her hand, so she just gave him a harry mitchell.

by baryon March 18, 2007

Mitchell

A big fat Gaylord is is 12 years old and watches My Little Pony and Teletubbies.

Mitchell is a gay bitch fuck

by TheUnknownGuest22 March 24, 2019

Mitchell

Someone with a very dark skin color.

It's so dark out here, I can hardly see you!
"I know. I'm a Mitchell."

Look, mark got a tan this weekend and he's dark as (a) Mitchell!

"Only when it is dark enough can't you see Mitchell."

by The Dark Mitchell March 9, 2009

Mitchell

Someone who doesn't have the internet, uses flamboyant words making you question his sexuality and looks and smells like an ape

Oh man, you see Mitchell the other day? He called my dog fabulous then updated his windows version capping me.

by Shawsie64 October 20, 2009

Mitchell

He’s a special man. thinks he’s cool. Is nice to everyone, has no heart, not to many friends but enough to keep him popular.

Mitchell mean sad

by Apex Legend Guy #1 March 4, 2019

Mitchell

A snitch, will steal your girl. Gym Boys, has no muscles tho. Gay cunt who shaves his legs. He will treat you like a princess

Mitchell you snitch

by Snitch__ May 6, 2019