Millenials

People who were born in the early 1980s to late 90s. They love taking quizzes of in which harry potter house they are in, but on reality, they dont have a house, just a apartment rent. They are funny and cool but at the end of the day, they're just old. If you roast them, they call you zoomer. Phrases of them are: Ravenclaw and proud!😜🤙🏼or ok zoomer or Wait, dont talk to me until i had my coffee 🤭🤫or Wait, let me check my facebook account

Katie: I HATE MY JOB. I am a coffee addict I am so quirky
Y/n: You are such a millenials

by Keepaneyeforselener😜 June 30, 2020

Millenniot

Noun
mil-len-ee-uh t...A Millenniot is a person born in the 1980s or 1990s who's education has degraded so bad that they can barely coexist with modern society. One who needs to take a class on how to be an adult. They are a combination of millennialsand idiots. They create new words and language because the common one is too complictaed, and prefer to be politically correct because their cranial cavitiesare too far up their anal orifices.

The Millenniot stood in the kitchen shaking violently after reading the directions on the back of the catsup bottle, which read shake well before opening.

by Havilah_Springs March 8, 2017

millennial fuck stick

A lonely man who lives in folsom CA, and thinks he knows everything about everything when in fact he’s just a stupid turd who sucks dick.

Chris is a millennial fuck stick

by FantasyFootballsUJ December 18, 2017

Millenial Calendar

A modern calendar setting year zero as the year the internet was launched 1982 while rataining standard calendar months and days, with all years after 1982 referenced as "the year __ A.I." or "after the internet" and all years before 1982 referenced as 'the year __ B.I." or "before the internet."

Using the Millenial Calendar a person born in 2004 would be said to have been born in the year 21 A.I. , and a person born in 1966 would be said to have been born in the year 21 B.I.

by respectistheanswer May 19, 2018

Millenial Water

Relates to the ubiquitous availability and usage of energy drinks for and by the under 20s (millenials). Red Bull, Relentless, Monster, et al.

A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.

"Wish they had millenial water back in the day when I was pulling all-nighters playing "Sonic" on my Sega Megadrive; I'd have completed more levels!"

by Diogenetics October 8, 2018

Millennial Warming

The warming of the Earth’s global climate and it seems to be impossible to stop as the Earth has warmed and cooled throughout its existent as proposed by Juan Hernandez an individual with the mind of an awoken with the Millennial Warming Theory. The excess carbon dioxide in atmosphere is an impossible task to stop now it is to late.

The Millennial Warming is happening the weather outside it 10 degrees hotter and in winter it doesn’t become cold not as much.

by DoggieGeneral October 17, 2019

Millennial Tide Money

Financial growth from companies owned by Individuals born between 1980 - 1999 in industries that have been controlled by companies that are decades old

“Despite Victoria’s Secret success in the fashion industry over the past two decades. Rihanna has disrupted the industry with Fenty which is worth over $500 milllion”

Me- That’s Millennial Tide Money outliving these companies

by Zcribbla February 5, 2020