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Tickle a Midget

Used to show frustration,
More of a child-appropriate frustration.

Notice, how it is more friendly than saying something as...
'Makes me want to punch a baby!'
Seriously, that's just cruel!
Italian Joe says: You know that psycho bitch Macy?
Juan says: Hellz Yea! What about her?
Italian Joe says: She makes me want to 'tickle a midget'!
by Parush January 16, 2008
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midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together to have sex, to combine your to favorite things midgets and beastiality.
Person 1: "I saw a weird kind of porn where midget and a great dane had sex. I think it's called midget beastiality. "
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."
by Ghetto Grampa June 29, 2015
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Clown Midget

A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.
Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
by jmb2010 December 17, 2010
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Humpback Midget

Usually in Florida, when a woman shaves her labia (A.K.A.: Coohie) at a NASCAR event or while driving, and her vulva accidentally bulges out making fart noise. (A.K.A.:Quefe)

or

When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
Example sentence 1: Can't believe Mary got arrested because she got a Florida humpback midget at the Daytona 500.
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"
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Sensory Midget

A little person that is extremely offended by people noticing his/her smallness
The Sensory Midget got thrown out of the hotel for making a huge racket when people looked at him.
by Itaching February 21, 2011
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Power Midget

A guy who is short and makes up for it by working out too much. Mostly working out the glamour muscles resulting in a short and thick body that is normally accompanied by a jersey shore like attitude.
Did you see that power midget doing the Dougie at the bar?
by Dylan LaCunte November 6, 2010
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midget cock

n.- 1. the genatalia of a dwarf
2. paradoxily the average negro dwarf cock is larger (8-9 in.)
3. the average Caucasian dwarf genatalia is 5-7 in.
Did you see Brad naked!? He's a dwarf... but he dropped my jaw!!! What a big midget cock!
by OriginalProfanity May 12, 2015
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