microsoft

a word used to describe your penis.

arto's dick is just microsoft!!!

by toudi January 30, 2008

Microsoftie

A very small understimulated clitoris.

After fingering Cami's clit for an endless length of time he looked up her snatch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle

by B. Lee September 12, 2004

microsoft

a old group whos only hope of staying in buisness is the xbox. this company is run by are gay i think jew friend, Bill Gates. this man thinks is what us ghetto people call "chalk" for he may have money but has no one that likes him. In our morden day Nazi, racis people, and our crapy economy he has been forgoten.

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by sexyshakertheodore December 22, 2010

Microhippy

New generation of "tree-huggers" who concentrate all of their efforts on being "green" in order to reduce their "carbon footprint".

Martha Stewart and Paul James are microhippies. They recycle and have compost bins. Brad Pitt is no microhippy, contrary to his claims.

by acbeattie2 April 2, 2009

microsoft dance

When you have to re-boot your Windows PC to restore basic funcitonality.

I cannot get Word to open up so that I can write a scathing letter to Bill, so I must first re-boot my PC by doing the Microsoft Dance

by tom345 August 9, 2010

microsoft

your enemies dick

dude your dick is Microsoft

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

Microsoft

A Small and Soft Male Genitalia which is small even when hard.

I pulled down Huge Mark's pants and he had a Microsoft. Girls I had to laugh Bitch he Thought

by La leon September 22, 2016