Music Memory 

That moment where you try to describe a song to somebody but you don’t know the lyrics.

“What’s that one song called?”
“Which one?”
“The one that goes… bum bum do do… bum bum do….”
“I swear to god you always get Music Memory..”

Music Memory by J4VA January 3, 2023

Homographic Memory

The ability to retain the memory of every queer face you see

I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory -Lee, desperate housewives season 7

Homographic Memory by anonymous September 3, 2023

goldfish memory 

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week

goldfish memory by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024

cart memory 

When your memory is so fucked up because you smoke carts 24/7.

guy 1 : “I can’t find where I put my phone, I had it just a second ago.”

guy 2 : “Maybe you’d know where you put it if you didn’t have cart memory.”

cart memory by cdh423man February 3, 2024

Anal memory 

When the ripples of flatulence embed the memory to the anal region

"And it was none more committed than to that of the anal memory"

Anal memory by PatchyScratchy April 11, 2024

loving memory 

Reminiscence about a departed human, but in either of two completely-opposite forms --- i.e., either you have memories of how much you loved said deceased person, or you LOVE da fact dat he is now merely a MEMORY.

Anytime I see an "in loving memory" obitchuary --- I mean, I mean --- oBIT-U-ARy about a totally-despicable person whom both I and lots of other folks absolutely hated da guts of, I can't help wondering how anyone ever kept a straight face when they posted said laudatory newspaper notice!

loving memory by QuacksO January 19, 2025

Flashbulb Memory 

An album by the artist "Mack Harrison".

This album takes its inspiration from the term "flashbulb memory". Google it dumbass. You will get your answers.

"Flashbulb Memory is an emotional ride. I felt like I took Adderall and Fentanyl at the same time and then tried to convince the world that I was sober. I think I cried, came, shit myself and found God all in the same 45 minutes of listening. That guy must be going through something." said someone. (probably).

Flashbulb Memory by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison March 1, 2025