Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.
God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!
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Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.
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Ricky earned his Urban Mechanic master mechanic rating at Yale Park after having to morph parts from various other vehicles to make his 1992 Winnebago drive able to get to the food bank for resupply. Many Urban Mechanics are also Urban Lumberjacks.
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The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
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Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.
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My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled
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