K-Mart 

Kenyon Martin who plays for the Denver Nuggets.

Ey dogg did you see K-Mart last night, he dunked on kobe bryant.

K-Mart by K-Mart for life homie April 13, 2006

k-mart board

Cheap-ass $10 skateboards from k-mart that are junk and break easily. Every skate poser in the world owns one.

Skate poser: Hey check out my board!
Skater: What brand is it?
Poser: I don't know.
Skater: is it a k-mart board?
Poser: Yeah.
Skater: Fag..

k-mart board by Chrono68 July 9, 2007

wal-mart 

A romantic alternative

Aren't we in love? Holding hands, making out, fondling each other in Wal-Mart? Heck with fancy restaurants and roses, I'm taking my date to Wal-Mart for some good ol' lovin'

wal-mart by HJG July 30, 2008

K Mart 

Where you buy ketamine from.

Let's go to the K Mart, then fall over.

K Mart by Pl@tty August 9, 2008

kwik e mart

A store from the Simpsons that you buy food/drugs for an insane price that is really worth .20 cents. Apu is a Mexican Smuggler who pretends to be an "Indian" and claims that cows are "holy," along with elephants. You can tell he's a mexican because he has 482 trillion children and a gay last name.

dang look at Apu, and that smuggler is all working at kwik e mart like he knows it all. like hes the boss, like he knows how to "run business."


omfg i caught apu masturbating behing the squishee machine!

kwik e mart by Katyah December 23, 2008

Squall Mart 

Wal Mart,a retail store known for hoards of screaming kids.

You better get your earplugs, I have to go Squall Mart, I mean Wal Mart today for some shirts.

Squall Mart by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Mini-Mart Mocha 

a beverage of mediocre coffee with Swiss Miss cocoa stirred in, a make-due favorite in office break rooms or on roadtrips when there's no Starbucks, etc. for miles on end.

I hit my afternoon wall and there's a ton of work--time for a mini-mart mocha.

Mini-Mart Mocha by 818-adjacent October 2, 2014