opposite marriage

I'm going through an ugly opposite marriage. I just can't be married to that bitch, Miss California, anymore.
by dichron April 23, 2009
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White Marriage

1. (Archaic) A sexless marriage
2. The marriage of a gay man to a straight woman (what we'd today call his beard)
In old hollywood gay actors would enter into white marriages to protect their reputations. Some things don't change...
by raphion December 18, 2008
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marriage blues

1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle.

2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.
She had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague.

What caused Laura to become a stewardess.

An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!

depression sadness fear vows wedding engagement
by lady.in.white. February 16, 2012
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Lavender Marriage

A marriage between a heterosexual woman and an openly homosexual man.
Woman: Is Zia really married to Marc? I thought he was gay.
Man: Yeah, it's a lavender marriage.
by Marcus Marez February 19, 2010
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marriage sick

The feeling when you start hating being nagged to marry or hear people getting married all around you.
After the whole season of marriages , he has become marriage sick
by Ishuwithnoissue May 05, 2016
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MARRIAGING UP

1. Navigating the difficulties of marriage for the better of the whole and not just for you as an individual. Rising to the occasion and being responsible in your marriage,

Living up to expectations and the commitments you agreed to before God and witnesses.

2. When a person strategically weds above their pedigree.
Will and Jada been together 20 years couples need to get on that marriaging up!
by tvgurl March 23, 2020
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Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.
Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...
by Friendzoning Fiend June 30, 2013
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