opposite marriage

see "Divorce"

I'm going through an ugly opposite marriage. I just can't be married to that bitch, Miss California, anymore.

by dichron April 22, 2009

White Marriage

1. (Archaic) A sexless marriage
2. The marriage of a gay man to a straight woman (what we'd today call his beard)

In old hollywood gay actors would enter into white marriages to protect their reputations. Some things don't change...

by raphion December 21, 2008

marriage blues

1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle.

2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.

She had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague.

What caused Laura to become a stewardess.

An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!

depression sadness fear vows wedding engagement

by lady.in.white. April 12, 2012

Lavender Marriage

A marriage between a heterosexual woman and an openly homosexual man.

Woman: Is Zia really married to Marc? I thought he was gay.
Man: Yeah, it's a lavender marriage.

by Marcus Marez February 18, 2010

medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 5, 2015

game marriage

When a gay male wedding is to take place, it is often refered to as a game marriage

Anthony says, 'Did you hear about Kyle and Chris's game marriage'
Yosuke replies, 'Oh no but I am not surprised.'

by Burnzer October 15, 2015

Marriage Meal

When she makes a meal SO GOOD that you be wanting to marry her afterwards

This lobster mac and cheese is a Marriage Meal

by Shasta P. McNasty November 11, 2019