Markiplier Paradox

when an individual is simultaneously the smartest and the dumbest of a group of two or more people.

Jaiden was an example of the Markiplier Paradox

by bucketcom January 25, 2025

Marsupials are manifested hairu

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Marsupials are manifested hairu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 18, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

Markuss Ebulins

some butters yute from maidstone, bare leng with a phat arse, beautiful googly eyes. bangs F with a pinch of salt.

Markuss Ebulins is tight

by Oggyver May 2, 2025

Markyposter

An internet user who engages in Markyposting, or posting about the relationship comedian Sam Hyde had with a 16 year-old girl named Marky when he was 29.

Usually used in a derogatory manner by Sam's fanbase against anyone who brings it up, but some Sam Hyde anti-fans identify with the label.

"Markyposters are so annoying. Separate the art from the artist and focus on the comedy. And technically it's ephebophilia anyway."
"I am a proud Markyposter. Sam Hyde is a pedophile! Yahoo!"

by Charls Carroll June 14, 2025

Markus

Someone who is a grassy no fun blud

"Hey guys I'm not gonna play that free game" "YOU MARKUS ARE A NO FUN DIDDLY AHH GRASSY NO FUN BLUHHH"

by Diddybluhh October 25, 2025

Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.

Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014