Malcolmish

Adj. Being very sick, unhealthy, or in bad condition.
See also N. Malcolmitis.

Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I'm feeling really malcolmish.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.

by Lee3PO September 30, 2005

Malcolm

Malcolm is a sweet person. A boy who is sweet and very intelligent, but sometimes acts like a jerk near his friends. He can make you fall in love with him and he won't even do it on purpose. He will protect you and make you smile and laugh all the time. He will be the best best friend u will ever find. And if you ever lose him u will cry so much without even realising how much u need him in ur life. He's not a player, he will never cheat on a girl. If you find a malcolm don't let him go.

Girl 1: why are you smiling so much
Girl 2: I think she was talking to malcolm
Girl 3: I was talking to malcolm, he makes my day just by smiling at me or telling me how important I am for him, he's so sweet
Girl 2: I knew it

by LondonSexyGirl February 4, 2018

Magcon

A group of social media personals (Assholes: Nash Grier, Taylor Caniff, Carter Reynolds; Alright people: Jack Gilinsky, Cameron Dalllas, Aaron Carpenter; Good people: Shawn Mendes, Jack Johnson, Matthew Espinosa) that formed in 2014 whom posted videos on vine that were, overall not funny. Majority of them were obnoxious and problematic. They only gained fame for being attractive, although some where very average looking (Taylor, Carter, Nash, Aaron). The group had racists, almost rapists, and homophobic alike. Since the ending of it, many have tried to maintain fame by acting and singing careers, which many (Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Taylor Caniff, Carter Reynolds, Aaron Carpenter) failed at. Majority of them do not deserve the attention given to them and that fame should be giving to people who had been working hard for singing, acting, and modeling careers instead of being handing it. The only talented people who were in Magcon are Shawn Mendes, Jack Johnson, and Jack Gilinsky (although he had a scandal where he and his ex-girlfriend both participated in a verbally abusive relationship). Overall, in the future the population should never let a talentless pretty person become social media famous, instead focus game to people who work hard.

“Have you heard about Magcon?”
“Oh, that group of rich white boys who charged $200 dollars for tweens to see them jump on a trampoline. The group that got disbanded in 2014.”
“Yup that’s the one!”
“Isn’t it funny that all of them except a few are falling into a black hole!”
“Yes! All of them are still trying to stay relevant.”

by _JayQueen_ May 19, 2018

Malcolm

A guy, specifically one named Mj, who gets fooled two times by two girls, the first time he’s usually fine with it, and he says “i love you” and sexual things when he has a girlfriend, he also makes jokes about rape to his friends in a groupchat. If you meet one of these, he definitely wont tell you his middle name if you arent dating him. He’s usually a bitch and has nerdy glasses. Hes nice, but if you say something wrong he threatens to block you.

If that malcolm is dumb enough to look up his name in the urban dictionary, hello mj. Ur girlfriend can definitely do better

Have you texted Malcolm today?

No, he told me he would block me if i kept asking him what his middle name was.

by lexi_retc June 24, 2022

post malon

A rapper from Texas whom looks like a homeless man and raps about he's past life manly course you know "STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS A HOMELESS GUY NAMED POST MALONE" he loves wearing rlly old weird clothes and has some pretty cool grillz if I say so myself he has a small sense of humor and doesn't mumble well raping which makes it an understandable song m8 AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!

Damn that songs fire he's such a POST MALONE

by Austin post February 14, 2018

Malcolm

Malcolm is a very kind hearted, funny man. Usually has dirty blonde, or brown hair. If you have a Malcolm in your life you are very lucky, because he can make you smile under any circumstance. He treats women with respect, and will do anything for his family. He has many friends, and loves sports. He has a very outstanding personality, and is a very respectful person. He will fight for what he believes in, and will stand up for what is right. He’s a lover not a fighter, but if he’s needs to he will fight, but only to protect.

Person 1: Wow look at him, what a very handsome man.
Person 2: Must be a Malcolm!

by Skskks May 11, 2019

Marcon

Marcon is a girl's name, and It is a mixture of two names 'Maria' and 'Concetta'
Who ever is names Marcon is probably Animu Trash.
They cannot function normally.
Do not call short or they will murder you.
Small ball of anger and anxiety.
This person is part of a cult known as 'Pixton'
When confronted with a 'bae' anime character an inhumane pterodactyl screech emits from them.

'Wow! Marcon is such a piece of trash! She would not stop talking about this 'komaeda' guy and how she wouldn't mind he he tied her up and sacrificed her in the name of hope? LOL What's up with that?'

by Marucon February 26, 2017