block machine

A computer that is outdated, slow and crashes frequently.

hato : Whats wrong with you computer, why is it so slow.

crumb : This is normal man, windows 95 is so cool.

hato : That shit aint normal, thats a block machine!!!

by Hato Hammer May 16, 2007

Washing Machine Heart

Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?

Washing Machine Heart Lyrics

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 6, 2022

Washing Machine

It’s a machine... that washes... tf.

Chore: Landry goes in the washing machine and washes it.

by Witherstorm April 14, 2021

the machine

the government

fuck the machine

by BlackDragonV1 November 16, 2003

google machine

Something old people call google. I dont know if they actually think that google is actually a machine. MAybe they think it is the computer. idk.

example 1: Grandpa - who's pitching for the redsox game today billy.
billy - I don't know granpa.
Grandpa - Well, why dont you just go get on your fucking google machine and find it on there.
example 2: billy - Hey, grandpa you catch any fish this weekend.
grandpa - I dont know why dont you just go ask your god damn google machine.

by spanky1234 January 24, 2009

ATM Machine

ATM Machine. One who is notorious for going ass-to-mouth.

"Damn that girl Chelsea is really an ATM Machine!"

by Crazy Axe March 11, 2014

Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine

a canadian on the wall who continues to spout retarded propaganda even though he's been told numerous times that no one cares. refuses to go to a political board, where he would be torn to shreds.if you encounter him, do not respond to his taunts! you'll only be feeding the troll!!!!!

omg! its the Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine back on the wall again! has he no life? LETS ALL IGNORE HIM!!!!

by da trick biatch February 8, 2006