Luke

A dumb fucking cunt who always has his dick in his hand and is always looking for another girl to manipulate. He's always pushing his problems on you no matter who you are and will use you and throw you away until he wants something again. He thinks everyone owes him something while also thinking that the world's out to get him.

"oh Luke? Yeah you don't want to get with him, he's manipulative and a horndog."

by Devil's.reject June 19, 2018

Lukeing

To go into someones house and to eat ALL OF THEIR FOOD, in certain cases the "Luker" will use force to take over your house.

I went home yesterday and found my friend Luke Lukeing.

by Oles K January 17, 2008

Luke

An obese boy who fucks his stomach rolls

Is that a whale or is that Luke

by Fat boi Luke March 6, 2018

Luke

A person who is refferd to as a mushroom.

Jenny - That dude a proper Luke!

by Sammmmmm32148451 October 5, 2007

Luke

Go fuck yourself

faggot

luke ur a faggot go fuck yourself

by GotYourBitch November 18, 2018

Luke

a faggot

luke is a faggot

by dickdevourer69 March 2, 2020

Luke

Luke is an ugly fart man that has huge feet and tiny calfs. no body likes him he has no friend and has huge gross man boobs, with a big fat belly, and the world smallest lower body. his cheek bones are lower than his sagy balls.

Denys submitted this

luke has man boobs and sagy balls

by rxgfyurngfuyg2rimu September 27, 2019