Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

Sucking the Lube

When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.

I can’t stop eating sugar.

Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.

I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 3, 2023

lube dan

when ur friend dan enjoys to be inebriated (lubed up if you will), and is so constantly lubed up that he earns the nickname lube dan

"have you seen lube dan today?" "yeah he is on the front porch smoking a cig"

by lubedansbiggestfan August 8, 2021

lube lu

THE NAME OF A CREEPY GOAHST THAT HAUNTS YOU AND TAKES YOUR TOES
Later you may find your toes on a string

“DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOES”
“I HAVE A LUBE LU IN MY HOISE”
“OH NO RUNNNNNNN”

by Gaypoople June 17, 2022

Lady Lube

Natural vaginal lubricant.

A woman is most definitely aroused when lady lube is pooling.

by 1stDMAN March 30, 2016

spittoon lube

When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.

Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.

by Gatorprimus6969 February 16, 2024