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fudgy logic

Starting with a conclusion first, fudgy logic is the process of using faulty and sometimes made up assumptions, reasoning and justifications, to arrive at the said foregone conclusion.

Similar to circular reasoning, except the in-between steps are faulty or fudged up.
1. Joe insists that 1+1=10 because he does arithmethic in binary, and therefore through fudgy logic deduction, no other number-base should exist.

2. To Jane's and Spot's surprise, Dick ate all the lasagnia, because his fudgy logic dictated that since they let him eat first, no one else wanted it.
by walski69 July 25, 2006
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the act of being slow, lazy, or not wanting to do anything
Stop laggin it. We need to get diz shit done today.
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John: Wow, Dan, I could use a cup of coffee.
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John: Really?
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