a man whose gas tank is perpetually on E, only runs from "teeth or badges," but somehow he gets away every time!! So don't ask him to run to the corner market for anything that u will need in the next 14hrs bc he is preoccupied being a racecar driver (check your local news reports for updates). U will NEVER be stuck anywhere with this guy bc surprise! he is a mechanic w more tricks up his sleeveless tee than inspector gadget. expert tea maker ("don't squeeze the tea bag"). a guy who is a no bs kinda man, the kind who will throw a firecracker between opposing parties when all they wanna do is pussyfoot before the fight. all told, this is a man u hope is on your team and not the guy against u. and god help u if u stand betw him and his gf.
Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
by anonymous February 1, 2024
Get the eric loftin mug.A handjob delivered by a drunk prostitute in an alleyway with the left hand; not necessarily in Oregon.
"I had a bit of a bender last night after we hung out at the bar, ended up getting an Oregon Lefty."
by JerryOwO June 7, 2024
Get the Oregon Lefty mug.Related Words
Lofty
• lofty ideals
• Lofty log
• Lofty the fantasist
• Lofty Thoughts
• Lofty305
• lefty
• loft
• Loftus
• lofting
An individual who identifies as conservative but unknowingly holds or supports left-wing political views. Derived from the term "sleeper agent."
“We need to return the
ownership of these huge corporations to everyday folks, the people who do the work. It's the only way to stop their socialist agenda.”
“Uh you might be a sleeper lefty man”
ownership of these huge corporations to everyday folks, the people who do the work. It's the only way to stop their socialist agenda.”
“Uh you might be a sleeper lefty man”
by tasimb May 29, 2025
Get the Sleeper Lefty mug.An individual who identifies as conservative but unknowingly holds or supports left-wing political views. Derived from the term "sleeper agent."
“We need to return the
ownership of these huge corporations to everyday folks, the people who do the work. It's the only way to stop their socialist agenda.”
“Uh you might be a sleeper lefty man”
ownership of these huge corporations to everyday folks, the people who do the work. It's the only way to stop their socialist agenda.”
“Uh you might be a sleeper lefty man”
by tasimb May 29, 2025
Get the Sleeper Lefty mug.An individual who identifies as conservative but unknowingly holds or supports left-wing political views. Derived from the term "sleeper agent."
“We need to return the
ownership of these huge corporations to everyday folks, the people who do the work. It's the only way to stop their socialist agenda.”
“I think you might be a sleeper lefty man”
ownership of these huge corporations to everyday folks, the people who do the work. It's the only way to stop their socialist agenda.”
“I think you might be a sleeper lefty man”
by tasimb May 29, 2025
Get the Sleeper Lefty mug.
When you are fucking your sister and dad walks in you continue fornication and climax and in your father's face
I was fucking Bobbi Jo when dad burst in and sister and I went to the finish and dad got the Kentucky hay loft to the face.
by Hymengrinder June 14, 2018
Get the Kentucky hay loft mug.