Lizard Launch

the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.

Please don't lizard launch me

I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.

by Lizard Len February 24, 2014

lizard-shit

Describes the worse of times, rock bottom

Person 1: Your girlfriend is cheating on you with your dad
Person 2: Lizard-shit!

by lilywilliams059 January 10, 2016

Shane lizard

The best character on big mouth

His real name is Shane wizard but some dumb kid called him Shane lizard

Dumb kid: Hey I got harassed by Shane lizard
Some other kid: it’s Shane wizard dumbass

by Slaysause June 29, 2022

Throat Lizard

A throat lizard (or pork missile, glizzy) is a hot-dog sold by the cart girl on a golf course

Oh boy, I am starving! I'm going to destroy 2 throat lizard at the turn

by Seannoob March 15, 2022

Carnival Lizard

Prostitutes, mainly crack whores, who hang around carnivals looking to turn tricks with the dirty carnies traveling through. Known to exchange in sexual practices for either money, drugs, or free rides. Sometimes Carnival Lizards are current or former Lot Lizards that enjoy a break from the truck stops they so very frequent.

Wanting a break from her normal job in the truck stop parking lot, Sandy got dressed in her best Carnival Lizard attire in hopes to engage with multiple carnie johns for the night .

by BecauseImNotOneOfYourFans August 04, 2016

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy or likes to ride in order to get muddy

Get off that atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 13, 2020

lizard school

Lizard school is when man gives a woman oral in a in and motion.

Last night bob took lisa to lizard school and she scream with excitement. His tongue was moving so fast as he lick that pussy. He had pussy juice all over his tongue are he took lizard school and taught a lesson.

by Stumpp Daddy November 28, 2017