Laser Beams

adj. in the cool. used to describe a particular situation, sometimes used as a descriptor for individual people or objects.

Man! It's laser beams out there!

See him? That guy is totally laser beams.

by Noah J. October 5, 2006

lauered

Being asked stupid, non topic questions in front of large groups to get a response.

Wow you just got lauered with a fucktarded question.

by ghost express February 15, 2017

scarp laser raser

A very sexy man with no hoes because he doesn't eat jello with a spork.
Often found fucking computers.

That faggot is a scarp laser raser

by NiggerNugget August 13, 2016

jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.

I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.

by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021

laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing

Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!

by Sam July 19, 2004

laser in on

to concentrate; to zero in on.

We need to laser in on poverty alleviation.

by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010

laser lips

Some one , usually a guy, that sucks cock.

that guy is such a laser lip.

by amy grant April 1, 2005