later mater

a phrase from the cars movie.

Mater: Later Mater
Mater: Later Mater...that's funny

by bantheass2nou April 18, 2016

canned labor

A mexican or black person performing a menial job, or mixed group of same. Comes from the ending of the words "mexiCAN" and "afriCAN."

"Hey man, my lawn is getting really long. Why don't you bop on down to West Haven and get me some canned labor?"

by Pinto September 26, 2004

Oh ok, call me later.

A phrase used when trying to say: ARE YOU DUMB? ITS CLEAR THAT I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. I WILL DROP EVRYTHING IM DOING TO CALL YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT SAY THE SAME FOR ME. CALL ME BACK.

Girl: want to ft?
Guy: can’t rn
Girl: oh ok, call me later.

by amazaballz July 28, 2018

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

thank me later

The thing that people say when they try to be useful but fail

The good part of the video is at 1:06, thank me later

by Creepycat18_YT November 26, 2020

Shit Labor

The pain or discomfort often associated with the onset and delivery of a large grade bowel movement. Pain or discomfort may be mild and slightly irritating to severe and downright unbearable. Pain or discomfort may manifest lightly and gradually throughout the day or suddenly with intense abdominal pain accompanied by shifty, audible bowels. Total relief is usually present immediately after the delivery of the first bowel specimen but pain or discomfort may linger if difficult specimens remain persistent.

Charles searched frantically for a privy as he became beseiged by the pains of shit labor.

by Rev. Be Easy December 23, 2008

Emotional Labor

A feminist notion that emotions are somehow hard work, and that they should be financially compensated for them. Men don't seem to have a problem being nice to people, and are rightfully perplexed when women use this term.

Given the amount of emotions a normal woman has every few minutes, about virtually everything, emotional labor seems to be an oxymoron.

"Omg, Brad's such a bad manager, he doesn't recognize all the emotional labor I put in, trying to be nice to customers all the time!"

by AntiSuffragette October 11, 2018