phar lap

Vietnamese for "rice noodle", served with rare beef strips, bean sprouts, coriander and onions in a chicken broth.

Let's go eat phar lap!

by Thor? May 21, 2003

ash lap

when you're smoking weed or cigs and you get some ash on your lap.

"Look dude, you got fuckin ash lap!"

"I know dude, thats fuckin gay."

by Josey, Cultural Revolutionary March 24, 2005

Lap Trap

A Vagina

Guy 1: I saw her Lap Trap
Guy 2: Me too
Guy 1: What?!?!

by Hirohashmihung is HxC September 25, 2008

lap-cat

an unshaven or hairy pussy, usually somewhat trimmed.

Jane petted her lap-cat until she was over come by a little death.

by Pallid October 22, 2009

Lap Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!

Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

lap snap

A picture of your genitals.

I can't believe Jeff sent me a limp lap snap.

by shXtacy May 12, 2016

Lap Guilotine

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.

Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine

by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013