ash lap

when you're smoking weed or cigs and you get some ash on your lap.

"Look dude, you got fuckin ash lap!"

"I know dude, thats fuckin gay."

by Josey, Cultural Revolutionary March 25, 2005

phar lap

Vietnamese for "rice noodle", served with rare beef strips, bean sprouts, coriander and onions in a chicken broth.

Let's go eat phar lap!

by Thor? May 22, 2003

Lap Trap

A Vagina

Guy 1: I saw her Lap Trap
Guy 2: Me too
Guy 1: What?!?!

by Hirohashmihung is HxC August 02, 2008

lap-cat

an unshaven or hairy pussy, usually somewhat trimmed.

Jane petted her lap-cat until she was over come by a little death.

by Pallid October 23, 2009

lap snap

A picture of your genitals.

I can't believe Jeff sent me a limp lap snap.

by shXtacy May 12, 2016

lap dumpling

When a male stripper places his testicles in the lap of someone receiving a lap dance.

That stripper just gave your girl a lap dumpling!

by frankenBabe January 04, 2011

Dick lap

When a male species, is in the sitting position, with their dick/lap area only covered by the mere bottom of their shirt. If the shirt is removed, bystanders are exposed to the sight of awkward disordered underpants which reveal the top, pale hairy parts of the thighs and a possible outline of the male package in the underwear.

At a McDonalds drive-thru:

Cashier: "$5.42, please."

Male driver reaches for change under shirt, exposing dick lap.

Cashier, patiently watching from afar, sees dick lap and immediately feels uncomfortable.

Male driver to girlfriend passenger: "Shit, that guy just totally saw my dick lap."

by Summerrrgirl May 19, 2011