ash lap

when you're smoking weed or cigs and you get some ash on your lap.

"Look dude, you got fuckin ash lap!"

"I know dude, thats fuckin gay."

by Josey, Cultural Revolutionary March 24, 2005

phar lap

Vietnamese for "rice noodle", served with rare beef strips, bean sprouts, coriander and onions in a chicken broth.

Let's go eat phar lap!

by Thor? May 21, 2003

Lap Trap

A Vagina

Guy 1: I saw her Lap Trap
Guy 2: Me too
Guy 1: What?!?!

by Hirohashmihung is HxC September 25, 2008

lap-cat

an unshaven or hairy pussy, usually somewhat trimmed.

Jane petted her lap-cat until she was over come by a little death.

by Pallid October 22, 2009

the lap game

The girl (or guy) sits on the guys lap and has to try to not get an erection

Hey you wanna play the lap game

by Guyboy July 18, 2015

Dick lap

When a male species, is in the sitting position, with their dick/lap area only covered by the mere bottom of their shirt. If the shirt is removed, bystanders are exposed to the sight of awkward disordered underpants which reveal the top, pale hairy parts of the thighs and a possible outline of the male package in the underwear.

At a McDonalds drive-thru:

Cashier: "$5.42, please."

Male driver reaches for change under shirt, exposing dick lap.

Cashier, patiently watching from afar, sees dick lap and immediately feels uncomfortable.

Male driver to girlfriend passenger: "Shit, that guy just totally saw my dick lap."

by Summerrrgirl June 12, 2011

phar lap

what you call someone who is whipped

look at phar lap look how whipped he is

by p3rs0nality November 11, 2019