virgin knees

when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.

friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"

by thestubz October 12, 2019

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Hobbly knees

These knees wobble so much that they use cordy as an excuse

Bill how’s ur hobbly knees

by Haha bill January 5, 2020

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a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure

*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"

by reggieXray May 20, 2020

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Bopper knees

Bopper knees are the bruised knees of a bitch that sucks on cock for money or anything of value. Bopper knees do not discriminate. They can be on a hoe suckin dick to get on a private jet, or they can be on a skeezer suckin dick for a bag of used DVD movies.

Dam that hoe needs some knee pads for all the dick she sucks or she’s gonna get bopper knees...

by BigBen594 December 9, 2020

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pizza knees

When you fall onto your knees on a rocky/gravelly path,
Scraping both knees on impact, little rocks and debris stick to the scraped area.
Giving the grim impression of pizza on your knees.

Usually happens while rollerblading up gravel paths.

"I was rollerblading down that path when I fell over and got pizza knees"

by Delicious penguins February 1, 2021

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