fart knocker

A fartknocker is a person that is so lame they do not appreciate a good fart. They 'knock' or 'put down' the idea of farting and enjoying it; which makes them a total loser.

Dude you are such a stuck up fartknocker preppie!

by Potters Gentree May 13, 2005

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Nard Knocker

Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain

Get that nard knocker away from me!

by woody April 29, 2004

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Bo Knockers Boo Didley

This is when a guy has his balls out and they are smashed between someone's(Usually a girl) ankles. Each testicle is hit from the side by one ankle and then smashed together.

I had my balls out the other day so my girlfriend could play with them, and then she bo knockers boo didleyed me so hard that i cried.

by PasteyPatsey January 18, 2010

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Fart knocker

Someone who is being a jerk. They pick on people over and over again or do something rash and without thinking.

Or the original meaning, someone who farts often and announces it.

"Did that fart knocker just cut you off?"

"Your just a fart knocker. Stop picking on him!"

"Hey! I'm going to fart!"
"You fart knocker."

by Gavin Veasey January 15, 2009

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