brown kettle

The act of dunking one's scrotum in and out of another person's splayed anus, a relative of teabag and teabagging.

He was rolled back on his neck with his legs around his head, and I stood over him, and we busted out the brown kettle.

Baby, let's do the brown kettle tonight.

by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004

kett

Useless or unwanted items:rubbish.(Yorkshire, England)

You can hardly move in here,lets get rid of all this kett.

by geoffds October 15, 2010

kettner

An asshole who acts all nice at first but then goes back and forth from being a normal human being to such a dick.

Oh no, you're friends with Kettner again???

by friendly.girl July 30, 2017

kettlehead

A person whos head has, by some unfortunate misshap taken the form of an electric jug style kettle.

"Look at the state of that Kettlehead"
(Pointing at South African pace bowler, Shaun Pollock)

by The DIY Legend October 4, 2006

Tea kettling

to piss into ones mouth from an elevated Position

One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.

by Mr. tusk June 28, 2020

Blackest Tea Kettle

Someone who brags and/or is so egotistical, they purposely place themselves in a disatvantage in order to show there "the best". Usually always useing "I" in the beginning of a sentence.

Mike: I dont need friends like other people do, I am the best.
Julio: Man, you are the Blackest Tea Kettle i know.

by CosmicRey July 9, 2011

ketta

Is a women who is independent and love her family is a Daddy's girl but has one son and a boyfriend but works to make that mulah but very outspoken and beautiful

Hey Handsome im ketta and im very cool

by Dk forever45y July 3, 2017