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Danger Kitten

Guys that range between 20-26 when you're 30+

Kittens are cute and you want to pick them up and take them home but you really shouldn't - don't feed them because they'll start following you
"I met this guy at Shots in Wynwood and he was hot but turns out he's 23. He asked me how old I was and I said you but reverse. Total Danger Kitten, I shouldn't but... i wanna pet him"

"Wow, her son is a total danger kitten"
by Spiritbomb_girl May 23, 2022
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Sky Kitten

“Yeah, I like clouds. I call them sky kittens
by EG FRESH April 5, 2022
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kitten is a qt

Kitten is a qt is a youtuber that likes playing fortnite with friends and editing videos!
by Kitten is a qt December 15, 2020
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Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.
Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!
by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012
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pint kitten

A female who partakes in the drinking of alcoholic beverages, particularly good beer.
Lets go down to the tavern and hunt some pint kitten.
by car3825 May 20, 2010
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Laundry Kitten

When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten
"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"

"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"
by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013
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Script kitten

A Little kid that thinks he can hack
Little kid: I'm going to hack your PSN account

Bob: you can't hack shit

Little kid: i swear I will shut your ass Down

Bob: do it
Five minutes later shit don't happen he is nothing but a Script kitten
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