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Kirking

The act of setting up a table and boldly but calmly talking to people of differing opinions in a polite, respectful way.
For all those interested there will be a kirking in the promenade at 2pm today.
by Techartists September 13, 2025
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The Kirk shot

When a bunch of conservative men, that all say they are Charlie Kirk, sit in a circle and masturbate each other until completion at which point they aim at each other's necks, similar to a pearl necklace
"after a long day of watching Fox news and praising Donald Trump for owning the libs me and the rest of the white supremacist like to sit around and give each other the Kirk shot"
by mld1986 December 17, 2025
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Matt Kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022
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Kirked

To be publicly executed or assassinated
While walking home the CEO was kirked.
by RedKGB September 10, 2025
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The Kirk Lean

The Kirk Lean is when a person gets hit in the neck and leans left for the first time in their life. The Kirk Lean is a once in a lifetime experience for right-siders, but it may be fatal.
"Did you see Charlie Kirk get shot? That was the first time I've seen him lean left. I think I'll call it The Kirk Lean."
by Kaizu4D September 22, 2025
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William Shawn Kirk

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.
Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.
by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022
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Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.
Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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