Kindercunt

Cunnilingus of barely legal or illegal status, exhibiting immature features like those of a pre-teen.

At 3p.m. Jameson Martin cruises past the local schools, hoping to score some kindercunt.

by BetterThanYou717 June 6, 2010

kinnersley

Another way to say "gay sex in a subway going 45 miles an hour"

To be honest, kinnersley looks pretty good on my resume

by Bruhtobehonest November 4, 2022

Kinferk

Kinferk-like kinfolk but another version of it. Even closer to you than some kinfolk. That is your kinferk.

Say, bro that's my kinferk. What's up kinferk?

by Goldie Elizabeth June 13, 2008

kinderbrats

the neighborhood obnoxious children of obnoxious parents

The kinderbrats are screaming again.

by mangovegan July 30, 2010

Kanner

an indian queen who enjoys being pampered... the dowry for a kanner is fucking inane. usually a trip to hawaii or something. NEVER associate yourself with a kanner. her parents are always doctors. annoying shit. i'd rather have a white girl than a kanner any day. can you say 500 dollar curry??? wtf bitch.

I hate that Kanner! I had to pay over thousand dollars for a stupid ring, naan, and some curry! UGH!

by Bitterboy March 14, 2011

Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo May 2, 2011

Kiner Beard

A large, full beard worn by a person who should be too young for a beard of such awesomeness

"man I need to grow a beard."
"Dude if you're going for it go for a full kiner beard!"

by BulletToTheEscalator February 12, 2012