peyton keener

Peyton Keener’s are super honest, cute, funny, and have huge dicks.

“Look it’s Peyton Keener!”
“Look at him he’s so hot!”
“I should ask him out!”

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Pulling a Keenan

Promising to be somewhere or do something, but shows up several hours late or not at all.

is he really pulling a Keenan AGAIN? we really gotta stop inviting him to stuff.

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We'll be done with this lab in no time. Peachy keen!

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Predicting the size, shape and cheese content of a persons penis

Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end

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Your unkempt buddy. One step past the "grunge" look.

"Hey, Lone Ranger, tuck in your shirt, you're looking just like KeemoSlobby!"

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A Ethan Keefover is someone that is gay and has dandruff

Girl:That kid is suck an Ethan Keefover.
Guy:Yah its because he's gay and has dandruff.

Phrase commonly spoken by the infamous mr keen (chemistry teacher).

guy: mr keen, I got a 40 on your midterm! can I come after school and get help?
mr keen: your grade will be fine. keep it keen!

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