kebab tanning

a way of tanning when you don't have space to lay down

There were nowhere to lay down to tan, so i did some kebab tanning instead.

by rolli61 September 1, 2017

Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself

Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner

by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024

syrian refugee kebab addict

excess flesh fat upon the body caused by Luffi overeating kebabs

syrian refugee kebab addict nice

by mrs tosser October 5, 2025

Wigan Kebab

The “technique” used at the point of climaxing when having intercourse with a woman during her period, leaving her looking like a “Wigan Kebab” -

‘Extra chilli and Mayo on mine please’

The “technique” used at the point of climaxing when having intercourse with a woman during her period, leaving her looking like a “Wigan Kebab” -

‘Extra chilli and Mayo on mine please’

by Zard Infamous October 5, 2022

Afghani Kebab

During a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude I feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

Droylsden Kebab

A lunchtime snack consiting of Sandwich Meat, Pitta Bread, Salad and Humus. Commonly eaten in the suburb of Droylsden

When Chris isn't eating Donner Kebabs he's sat in the kitchen eating his homemade Droylsden Kebab

by IamTron07 March 3, 2020

kebab face

Some one whos got a fat greasy face. Usually used towards people who are Mediterranean or middle eastern.

Oi kebab face come here!

by ghettoaf April 10, 2016