Kangaroo Kickstand

A large penis used as support to keep a persons body up while resting

Q: How is Andy Cole standing like that?
A: Oh he's just using his kangaroo kickstand

by Che Riot December 26, 2011

kangaroo smash

A type of animal interaction in which an individual named Luke Woof pretends to be a Joey by napping in a kangaroo pouch in an effort to recover before doing a second night on the piss.

Luke was so drunk last night, he did a kangaroo smash in prep for tonight.

by MobyDickhead October 26, 2017

Kangaroo sex

When jumping up and down on her pussy going in dick first

I was having kangaroo sex so loud the neighbors complained

by Cowboy rick November 21, 2017

Kanard

A dumbass.

A bastardization of the french word "canard" meaning duck.

Hey Ducky! "It's Kanard." Ok Cameron.

by Ginger Whitie July 5, 2021

ezra kanarick

wannabe yung leo dicaprio

ezra kanarick is more like Leo diCRAPio

by Oli1234 June 9, 2018

Literal kangaroo

Roaming lispy queers.

There are far too many literal kangaroos on the news.

by HELSeker September 17, 2019

Literal Kangaroo

A nigger, kike, shitskin ect.

They're a lot of Literal Kangaroos in Austria

by rlyNOTaNazi September 19, 2019