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Columbus Junction

Where the Cedar and Iowa rivers meet.
by Emily Staats January 16, 2009
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Up the Junction

I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
Out on the windy common
That night I ain't forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said "you are a lady"
"Perhaps" she said. "I may be"

We moved in to a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The Railway Arms we're missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up

I got a job with Stanley
He said I'd come in handy
And started me on Monday
So I had a bath on Sunday
I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said she'd seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her

I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her
This morning at four fifty
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another

And now she's two years older
Her mother's with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling

Alone here in the kitchen
I feel there's something missing
I'd beg for some forgiveness
But begging's not my business
And she won't write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so it's my assumption
I'm really up the junction
by Death Menace July 23, 2022
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When a black man is on the prowl for white women. This word is taken from the great Orenthal James "The Juice" Simpson (OJ) since he was a fine connoisseur of the interracial relationship. When black men continue in this fine tradition of conquering the snowy white mound, it is referred to as juicing. Thanks OJ!

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junch

A replacement for any negative term. Can be used as any part of speech, for example someone can be junchy or do something junchily.
Mike: Your word will never make it on urban dictionary
Jordan: Don't be such a JUNCH!
by CnCrules July 28, 2010
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juni

I accidentally saw Armando in the showers, and damn he has a juni.
by Jerius King February 23, 2008
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Junction

A group of people gathering in a place where people would not ordinarily gather, in a way that inconveniences at least one person, though normally more than one.
Did you see that junction blocking the Walmart doors? Jesus, why can't they go hang out somewhere else.
by testicletrophy November 6, 2011
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poop juicin

a person who takes care of themselves very poorly and shows it.
Hey brittany, that person over ther in the wrinkly shirt with the frizzy hair is SO poop juicing.
by Ashlodle September 11, 2007
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