jock

A complete douchebag. the guy that shot dimebag darrell was one, thats what happens when jocks get ahold of good music they misinterpret it.

that jock is waste of dna, gatorade should make you sterile.

by Horatio "filthy" Sanchez March 15, 2005

elephant jockey

A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.

He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.

by PMax April 13, 2008

pole jockey

Someone who likes to ride the cack.

That girl sure is an excellent pole jockey.

by Gil March 12, 2004

DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.

The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

Beaver Humping Moose Jockey

A Canadian

Canadian fellow

"Whats this all aboot eh?"

American dude

"Rawr! A Beaver humping moose jockey! I mean Canadians!"

Dear Canada,

You can have Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion back. Please.

Your friends,

America

by MOooseMunch March 3, 2010

anti-jock

Brave folks who are morally strong enough to stand up to the mindless hords of stupid popularity-abusing jocks!

Go Jock Haters!!!! God Bless Freedom!!!!

Stupid Jock: Move it nerd.

Anti-Jock: Make me. Regardless of how this turns out, you are still a force for evil!

Stupid Jock: (stupidly) Huh?

by Captain Dan June 27, 2005

jock

A guy who has no purpose in life other than to play a single sport, and pick on the odd kid.

The jock at my high school talks about how awesome kicking someones ass for no reason, and picks on whoever is not the same as everyone else, or does not think they are awesome. Likes to talk about how awesome getting their bones and others bones broken is.

by Cogitator October 4, 2008