Jilldo

A hard penis that constantly leaks jizz.

Is that a Jilldo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

by xxroxxpocxx April 18, 2011

Jack and Jill Cannonblast

A sexual situation involving anal beads. After inserting the beads into the woman's anus, the man then yanks them out, causing the woman to defecate uncontrollably. Both the man and woman then start to roll in the shit, like jack and Jill rolling down the hill. Sometimes, this happens on accident.

Joe: "...and then we just started to roll in it."

Mike: "Awwww! The jack and Jill cannonblast!"

by Anonymous_observer123459876 October 13, 2009

Jill

A person who is beautiful, funny, talented, trustworthy, and fun to be around. Everyones best friend. Helps people out and will be there when you need them no matter what.

"Thanks for coming to help, you are such a Jill." Also fantastic in bed. A Jill is the complete package. The perfect girlfriend.
"Dude, my girlfriend is such a Jill."

"Dude, my girlfriend is such a Jill."

by Anonymous9988665533 February 6, 2010

Sloppy Jill

A loose sloppy vagina with a meaty substance within.

your mom put her sloppy jill on my face

by Nick Peterson September 30, 2006

Jello Nigga

1. A Jealous "Nigga." Especially pertaining to Niggas who are jealous of a homeboy because they can't get ass like him. Also pertains to cash and bling.

Everyone hates on 50 Cent because they are Jello Niggas.

by Mike Daly July 21, 2005

Netflix and Jill

A lot like Netflix and chill only you're going home to watch Netflix and masturbate by yourself.

Related: jill (definition 3)

Tinder game is weak today - I guess it's Netflix and Jill tonight.

by T Smax January 20, 2016

jack and jill

jack and jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
jack got high unzipped his fly but jill said i don't wanna
jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun
stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

by ???????? March 25, 2003