North Jersey

The highly evolved, socially, culturally, and intellectually advanced northern half of New Jersey. Unlike South Jersey folk, when we speak, we communicate intelligent, meaningful thoughts that are not muddied by some pseudo-Philly/Alabama accent. Our neighborhoods are beautiful and historic with green lawns, towering maples and tasteful homes. We do not consider a trailer park a "community." Our time is occupied by endeavours much greater than smoking weed and guzzling cheap beer in a clearing while yammering on endlessly about the Eagles. In North Jersey you can go out to dinner every night for a month and never have the same type of food twice. South Jersey is pretty much all hoagies and Tasty Cakes. Our public schools are consistently tops in the nation, and produce people who are highly successful in their chosen fields. North Jersey is a wonderful, livable place, and any objective outsider would choose to settle here over South Jersey every time. After all, the shore is just a quick car ride from any town in Bergen County. When you're done, you have the luxury of driving home to your amazing Victorian up north. Whereas Pineys are faced with the grim reality of piling, shirtless, into their beat-up truck and returning to a nasty "mobile home community." But not before a stop at the local Wawa for Miller Lite, Marlboros, and a tin of Copenhagen for Grandma.

Me: "Chris, if you and Jennie are interested, Sue and I are headed down to Wildwood for the weekend."

Chris: "No thanks, I'll just watch Deliverance on Netflix instead. North Jersey is far superior"

by Zillman September 11, 2011

New Jersey

The state with the cheapest gas in the country.. and we don't even have that 'self-serve' shit.

If that's not a good example of one of the many reasons NJ is a really good state... I don't know what is.

Oh and. By the way. We are -not- all Italian, even in South Jersey.

New Jersey's Regular Unleaded gas Price is like.. what? $2.79? Compared to.. what, over $3 in NY?

Exactly.

by Calypsion June 11, 2006

Madison, New Jersey

The best town in New Jersey. We have, undeniably, the best center of town. It's amusing watching the pathetic Chatham residents take the long walk of shame into the Rose City. Even spell-check doesn't acknowledge Chatham as a word, whereas Madison is perfect. The high school students, an eclectic group of Madison and Harding residents, are overall smarter, more athletic, and just plain better than those of surrounding towns. If you are looking to move into an overall wealthy, great, and family-oriented town, Madison is the place to be.

Dude, where should we go for lunch?

Uh, isn't it obvious? We gotta get our asses over to Madison, New Jersey.

by BornThisWayUrbanDictionary May 12, 2011

Jersey Turnpike Shot

When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.

"Happy 21st bro, let me order you something dirty"

"Dude I hope its not a jersey turnpike shot"

by sarahah August 23, 2011

North Jersey

The best place ever. We use SPRINKLES, not jimmies, we like the yankees/mets, not the eagles, and we like subs, not hoagies.I come from there, trust me, it IS the best place ever. I love it there.

North Jersey owns South Jersey

by Thegreatgeno May 27, 2007

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006

Newark, New Jersey

Newark, New Jersey A.K.A Brick City.

Newark is the largest city in New Jersey, United States, and the county seat of Essex County. Newark the 64th largest city in the U.S.
The third oldest city in the nation, Newark represents centuries of magnificent architecture, arts, culture, and industry.

Famous People of Newark:

Jason Alexander
Amiri Baraka
Tisha Campbell
Gloria Gaynor
Savion Glover
Whitney Houston
Jerry Lewis
Shaquille O'Neal
Joe Pesci
Redman
Ice-T
Rah Digga
Philip Roth
Eva Marie Saint
Frankie Valli
Sarah Vaughan

Newark, New Jersey, USA..

Many GREAT people have originated or passed through.... You will not be GREAT until YOU do.

by Nyeama August 19, 2008