Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,

Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.

by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020

Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.

Dude your hands smell like clam jelly

by Dr Clam September 6, 2020

Jelly J

a lit ass mf toronto rapper

Jelly J dropped his new mixtape last night, shit was fire

by Real Whiite September 10, 2020

Pucker Jelly

That amalgam of sweat and remnants of a poor wipe job that form around the anus and creates unforgiving rectal itching.

My oring is swimming in pucker jelly. I need to shower bad.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018

jelly jerker

A person who uses jelly to masturbate.

Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.

by Nickhasaposse May 11, 2016

battle jelly

An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.

Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."

"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."

by roflcockter January 27, 2017

Jelly Holing

The act of cutting a hole in someones mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice. (for best results use grape jelly) see Jelly Hole for more results.

Hey man what did you do last night?

Dude i went around to parties Jelly Holing.

by Weasel0317 March 30, 2012