jeffrey

lingo used in texting as a substitution for an affirmative response such as “yes.”

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girl: are you going to rebecca’s party tonight?
boy: jeffrey, i’ll leave around 9. do you need a ride?

by suburbanite boi May 27, 2019

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Jeffrey Dauhmer

A cuisine for the American made out of surviver flesh and children organs.

I had a Jeffrey Dauhmer last night at the cult party

by HeheBurghir November 24, 2020

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Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus

Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend

by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022

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Jeffrey Epsteined

To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.

Man, that guy who got arrested last night jeffrey epsteined himself in the holding cell.

by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025

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The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.

I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.

by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011

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