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Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
by Masihiun January 5, 2024
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Jeffrey Yin

Jeffrey Yin is one of the most perfect people to ever exist. He opens up an environment where you will feel safe, and can't help but fall for him. You can't escape his cute smile or contagious laugh, and you can't get the "ick", no matter what Jeffrey Yin does. Jeffrey Yin is perfect. If perfect did not exist, he would be the closest thing to it.
"Bro, did you see Jeffrey Yin?"
"Bro, I feel like I love Jeffrey Yin!"
by aya.hopki March 6, 2023
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Jeffrey

a cool man with a giant penis you will ever meet.
I wish i was as big as Jeffrey
by iamyourmom.dontjudgeme November 22, 2021
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Jeffrey Epsteined

To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.
Man, that guy who got arrested last night jeffrey epsteined himself in the holding cell.
by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025
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Jeffrey Cockerblocker

A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.
Andrew Jeffrey cockerblockered john last night at Staceys party.
by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018
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Jeffrey Ling

Ever wondered who is in the persona clo Instagram reels? ITS MA BOI JEFFERY LING THE GOAT OF ALL TIME. He is so hot and he is 6'2 and he supports women suffrage and he owns a dog shelter and he also volunteers at his local soup kitchen, he owns a Lamborghini and gave me 10k when I needed it the most. Overall he is a well rounded guy that has all the friends in the world and everyone wants to be with him. Possible future employers he is very good at work.
Wait is that Jeffrey Ling the goat of all time from persona clo that works at a dog shelter and volunteers at his local soup kitchen??

NOPE its Ryan Reynolds but I see why you got them mixed up.
by anonymous May 13, 2024
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Jeffrey

The one person who says they want to make plans. But for some reason always has a terrible excuse to not show up. Or is also never in the wrong, somehow has an excuse that is why he can't complete any objective.
"Dude kyle is acting alot like a jeffrey today. He said he couldnt move the parts because he is about to go on break"...."BUT BREAK IS IN 20 MINUTES AND IT WILL TAKE 5 TO MOVE THE PART"
by Ybrik August 29, 2022
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