jacket

say it out and you will see it actually means "jack it"
where "jack" refers to jacking (off), and "it"...well, use your imagination

"you suck"
"jacket retard"

by SuperWay August 6, 2006

Jackett Disease

#1. The art of being so bored that you end up chewing off your own shirt for something to do.

Today in class i had Jackett Disease so now im shirtless!

by anal vibrations August 25, 2010

Jacket Ghost

When you walk past a hanging jacket, coat or similar object hanging and mistake it for a person, most often making you jump in fright.

"Last night I punched my coat rack."
"What the hell?!"
"Jacket Ghost."

by LilPear December 2, 2013

jacketry

Category covering all forms of functional outwear.

It is extremely cold outside so you must have some form of jacketry before leaving the house.

by Triple Word Score April 24, 2018

jackler

A sneaky stealth perpetrator of fear, pranks and practical jokes who preys on unsuspecting dopes

My wallet's missing; no doubt the work of some jackler, who's that sneaking up behind me, a jackler?

by Perry Menos December 13, 2019

jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.

I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.

by booty_eatin_bandit July 23, 2021

jacket-napping

When you forcefully put a jacket on a person and force them to put one 1 arm through the sleeve then drag them away with all your power

person 1: oh hi you're looking pretty cold let me give you my jacket
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what

person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME

by national person September 28, 2021