The act of masturbating at either your or a coworker's desk in your office. It is preferrable to have a witness but the honor system can also be used.
John: Man I'm feeling better now.
Ted: Oh did you Desk Jack?
John: Yeah but not at my desk...I was over at Lynn's Desk.
Ted: Did you use an assist?
John: Yeah. I used that picture of her on vacation at the beach as an assist.
Ted: Cool.
Ted: Oh did you Desk Jack?
John: Yeah but not at my desk...I was over at Lynn's Desk.
Ted: Did you use an assist?
John: Yeah. I used that picture of her on vacation at the beach as an assist.
Ted: Cool.
by TedHollister March 27, 2011
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An extremely popular video trivia game where the categories are outrageous, the questions are hilarious and the host makes fun of you when you're wrong! Everyone I know goes crazy for these games.
Have you played today's Daily DisOrDat game on the You Don't Know Jack Website?
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!
by Marcy33 December 27, 2006
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Get the Dirty Jack Rabbit mug.A homosexual man (typically named Jack) who shits on the ground and proceeds to have homosexual intercourse with a homeless transsexual on their period and docks there clit dick with his urethra using his shit as lube and proceeding to cum in his own mouth with the shit and period covering his man breasts.
"What the fuck is that obese man doing to that hopeless citizen"
"Oh that must be Dirty Jack fucking homeless Ben"
"Oh that must be Dirty Jack fucking homeless Ben"
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Get the pencil dick jack mug.A typical piece of clothing worn by 'indie' people. Many people named Jai will be seen wearing this jacket. There is no pink patches on the Jacket as people who wear it like to keep there man-ly-ness and pink is no man-ly.
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