Ivan Boseky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got rich off da initial sales of da equally-infamous-and-heavily-advertised-by-Paul-Harvey "Wave Radio" fiasco dat super-flopped due to its disappointing sound and poor-quality construction.

Ivan Boseky may indeed have profited from da "revolution in compact sound" market, but then later he had to REALLY "face da music" about his dirty-dealing shenanigans, and so this development was hardly "music to his ears".

by QuacksO January 27, 2022

Ivan

Weird dude that likes to finger his butt. Hates Closer by the Chainsmokers

Hey Ivan, you should listen to Closer by the Chainsmokers.

Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt aggressively*

by Iamivanagu November 21, 2021

Ivan

He gets A* in every subject. He takes 3 sciences and is in YCIS year 10

Omg its Ivan, his cock is showing out

by Goser June 13, 2022

SERYOGIN IVAN

A bearded midget with enormous desire to lick women's feet. However despite previous fact he shits his pants or gets instant erection if he sees a woman

Hey, look at that SERYOGIN IVAN, he got a boner only by looking at that 67 y.o disabled woman, what a weirdo

by KHyP April 12, 2023

Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe

-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020

National Kiss Ivan Day

Every Day of the year, 24/7 365

Yo, Did you hear its National Kiss Ivan Day???

by WiseOldPerson11 August 13, 2022

Ivan

Ivan is Very sassy and is known for his humor and friends,He is most likely have a friend that starts with a M,E or T,Ivan is most likely a skater and he thinks he’s the best good looking guy

Ivan:I’m so cool!
Friend:no

by Giullyq November 26, 2023