The Itchy and Scratchy Show

The Awesome Cartoon In The Simpsons
Itchy The Mouse Always Kills Scratchy The Cat In A Tom & Jerry Parody

YEAH! The Itchy and Scratchy Show Is On!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

itch

1. ITCH(n): a generic term for a persistent need , that needs scratching(satisfying of the need)
2. ITCH(n): STD/VD with itching as a major symptom (eg crabs, scabies)

1. I got the itch real bad, I need to hire some whore to scratch it if my wife don't start putting out.
2. Well, I picked up a skanky ho, not good, she gave me the itch!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 18, 2011

Itchy

Anxious, aggravated, on edge, feeling a bit moody and angry

I'm feelin a bit itchy today as everyone is on my case.

by sconti May 28, 2010

itchy finger

Meaning you really want to hit someone so your finger inches to slap someone like in romeo and juliet.

or in more current times an itchy finger is saying i want to pull the trigger on this gun and kill someone.

Storti: give me the drugs

Griffith: nahh not till you give me the money

Storti: hey bitch i gotta itchy finger for blood right now so just give me my shit.

by womantor June 1, 2009

Itchy Kitty

When your pussy itches. This can be caused by a yeast infection or pubic hair growing back after shaving.

I'll have to give you a blow job tonight or you can have my ass as I have a bad case of itchy kitty.

by cactushead August 17, 2009

jock itch

A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.

Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit

by DonH October 7, 2003

itch twitchy twat

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus

Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush

by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004