ipod nipples

when a girls nipples are the size of the click-wheel on an older generation ipod.

"Oh man, Beth has some big titts, I've never noticed that before."

"Yeah, but I'm sure she has ipod nipples..."

"I'd still like to scroll through her songs."

by Woobers June 9, 2009

ipod

A rectangle that holds music, videos, or photos. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the Anti-Christ or the cause of the downfall of Western civilization. I purchased one so I can have my entire CD collection in the palm of my hand, not so I can say OMGZ LoOk At My Nu iPoD!!11

I bought an iPod to play music on.

by Lot 9 Adam January 1, 2007

Gods iPod

The one and only. Sometimes reffered as the godPod, the only known 1,000 gigabyte, gold plated platinum super diamond iPod owned by the big guy. Most likely full of God-like music such as Zeppelin, Floyd, Stones, The Who, Beatles, Hendrix, Nirvana, Sabbath etc. His iPod most likely sits on a solid gold docking station, blasting earth shattering riffs 24/7 (weeks in heaven time) pissing off most of his angelic neighbors. His 11th commandment; Thou shalt not complain about Hendrix, has been a hassle for the angels, but Satan can even agree, as he too has some wicked ass tunes on his satanPod. Complete with a pair of Skullcandy buds crafted from clouds.

God - yo St. Peter! come check out Hendrix's face melter in Voodoo Child

St. Peter - sweet deal bro, i love Gods iPod

by sweetdefinitionsdude101 December 23, 2010

IPD

IPD is the Volvo Parts, Accessories and Performance Specialists Since 1963.

They offer high-quality replacement car parts, custom kit builder solutions, heavy duty parts, all with an unmatchable 50+ year reputation and customer service team committed to their clients. They are one of the best sources for Genuine, OE, OEM, and IPD branded replacement parts for Volvo vehicles.

"Hey man, where do I get Volvo parts from?"
"Dude, go to IPDusa.com!"

by volvobuyer December 12, 2018

Ipod Deafness Syndrome

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.

Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."

by KrispeKream February 23, 2010

ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.

Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!

by JakeStar October 4, 2005

ipy

"I promise you."

Ipy when we go out to eat tomorrow I'm eating EVERYTHING!

by JaeSmane April 30, 2016