OSI (Operating System Index) A method to determine the level of geekiness or nerdom in an individual using the number of operating systems they use.
Larry: Lewis has so many damn computer gadgets.
Bill: I know, right? What's his OSI (Operating System Index) then?
Larry: 6
Bill: I know, right? What's his OSI (Operating System Index) then?
Larry: 6
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David: She was filling out our monthly tax forms, when she suddenly started acting like this. Can you explain doctor.
Doctor: She seems to be showing the symptoms of intaxication.
David: She was filling out our monthly tax forms, when she suddenly started acting like this. Can you explain doctor.
Doctor: She seems to be showing the symptoms of intaxication.
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Something that certain people in fantasy leagues feel can only be defined by them, AND can only be obtained if you agree with what they say, otherwise you will be called a Fuck Head or a piece of shit.
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I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
That chick in the mall with the inch and a half nipples punching holes through her blouse and buns of steel definitely ranks the highest on my scroggability index.
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Man-Crap I wrecked my car.
Police-No regard for the road only your social life.Looks like we have another one who was intexticated.
Police-No regard for the road only your social life.Looks like we have another one who was intexticated.
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On a freeway, the Dufi Index is defined as 100 minus your current average speed. The higher the number, the slower you go.
On a freeway, the Dufi Index is defined as 100 minus your current average speed. The higher the number, the slower you go.
Man! The Dufi Index is high today! Traffic is congested because of the large number of dufi on the road.
by Joel Corley April 29, 2008
Get the Dufi Index mug.The Prick Index is a metaphor for the thorn of a rose. The levels of pricking are described as the amount of pain (number of thorns) we endure in different relationships from both men and women! The levels are arranged from one to ten, ten being the most severe pain and damage caused as illustrated in the trademarked book called “The Prick Index” created by Charlie Mercier and Janis Skye.
Sponging Sam ~ prick index~ # 3
Charismatic and seductive, Sam sucks the life out of you! Financially and emotionally! He's a professional moocher. Have you met a Sponging Prick? Come read The PRICK Index and find out!
Charismatic and seductive, Sam sucks the life out of you! Financially and emotionally! He's a professional moocher. Have you met a Sponging Prick? Come read The PRICK Index and find out!
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