The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.
I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.
by Elk Snot July 19, 2018
Get the whiskey matrixmug. A colorguard move executed with teh use of a flag. This was originally created by the Raritan Rockets Colorguard. It is executed correctly by holding your flag at right slam. Lean back until youre parallel to the ground. As you do so, slide your flag until you're holding it only with your right hand by the endcap. Continue to swing the flagaround your body by the endcap.
"DUDE did you see Chelsea and Nikki scare the shit out of RBC that adaptation of The Matrix!?!??!?!???!!"
by NikkiNikkiMyers December 22, 2008
Get the The Matrixmug. Letting out fart while listening to loud music with headphones, and you have no idea if people heard it.
by UrKillingMeSmals March 4, 2025
Get the Matrix Fartmug. The worst type of math you'll ever ecounter. Stear clear of this class if physically possible. You'll thank me.
by Agroupofdingus December 6, 2022
Get the Matrixmug. Matrix is a good soul. She’s genuine
And generous. She’s alway helping everyone in pain but could never help herself. She’s constantly hurting but can never help herself as she helps others.
She will always give you what you need
No matter how bad it is or how bad it gets she’s there always . If you find yourself a matrix consider yourself lucky. Because no matter the damage you do to her she will return it with love and helping
And generous. She’s alway helping everyone in pain but could never help herself. She’s constantly hurting but can never help herself as she helps others.
She will always give you what you need
No matter how bad it is or how bad it gets she’s there always . If you find yourself a matrix consider yourself lucky. Because no matter the damage you do to her she will return it with love and helping
by Mystery solved 556 November 19, 2023
Get the Matrixmug. Pronoun Matrix Simulation or P.M.S. Is changing of one’s gender identity in a controlled matrix environment. And / or To simulate one’s self delusions of who they truly believe they identify as. Regardless of what one’s true biological gender is.
(Jake) hey Lynnette I just got the new sims in the city game today. I now identify as a she now. . I am so smoking hot. Look I got boobs.
(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.
(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.
(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.
Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.
(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.
(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.
(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.
Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.
(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
Get the Pronoun Matrix Simulationmug. Definition: Matrix Mondays
An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.
Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”
Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”
“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”
ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*
History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.
Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”
Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”
“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”
ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*
History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024
Get the Matrix Mondaysmug.