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Matrix

Great guy who has issues, but everyone loves him for those issues.

Plays to much pokemon and doesnt do enough YouTube videos

At some points, hes a meme.

When you have this Matrix, dont diss on him or pull shit, cause he'll come back with a vengeance!

Needs to do more dance and singing streams and videos!
Yo, have you seen the latest Matrix Vid? I've seen it and man, hes crazy and funny as fuck!
by DigBickDave735 August 10, 2019
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Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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Matrix Minded

Only being able to repeat opinions and viewpoints which are fed to someone through television, news or school. Rather than having actual opinions and viewpoints from independent and/or critical thought.
Is your friend still wearing a mask when going to the shop?” ”Yeah he’s completely matrix minded.”

“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”
by Jplz June 16, 2023
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Entering the Matrix

“And now… We are entering the Matrix.”
-Neo
by 9ordon October 29, 2025
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the crazy sexy matrix

A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.
I just smashed the crazy sexy matrix chick from apartment 31.
by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017
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matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.
Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”
by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024
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quantum matrix

The word defining the very essence of something that is very complicated but doesn't really exist.
A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
by Weed_lord_boner_hitler June 12, 2017
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