long standing practices used by people who live in rural areas that have little or no basis in science
Grandson: man these flies are all over the food
Grandmother: fill a plastic bag with water and put a penny in it then hang it up. It'll keep them away
Father: that is some Country Science son
man: my hand is itching really bad
old woman: that mean some money is coming into your life.
man: you are crazy that is just Country Science.
Grandmother: fill a plastic bag with water and put a penny in it then hang it up. It'll keep them away
Father: that is some Country Science son
man: my hand is itching really bad
old woman: that mean some money is coming into your life.
man: you are crazy that is just Country Science.
by Isaiah Bradley June 28, 2011
Get the Country Sciencemug. Guys who drive pick up trucks and tractors, listen to country music, speak with a sexy southern accent (and/or aren't afraid to say y'all) and marry their high school sweethearts.
They're fucking sexy in a pair of cowboy boots and hat and even sexier when they take it all off.
They know how to treat a girl well and contrary to popular beliefs they do not beat their wives that would be a hick or an asshole.
They're fucking sexy in a pair of cowboy boots and hat and even sexier when they take it all off.
They know how to treat a girl well and contrary to popular beliefs they do not beat their wives that would be a hick or an asshole.
Brandy: I'm sick of assholes, I want a Man. Someone who will treat me right. Someone who isn't afraid to roll around in the mud and get dirty ;) Someone who believes in God and would love me unconditionally.
Bailey: You need a country boy.
Bailey: You need a country boy.
by brannonsgirl March 4, 2011
Get the Country Boymug. An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
by Sandra Rosenbaum September 10, 2008
Get the country breakfastmug. A place or time where things purposely or inadvertently become extremely dangerous.
Danger Country can be sought, though most trips to Danger Country happen unexpectedly.
Danger Country can be sought, though most trips to Danger Country happen unexpectedly.
"Woah, we were just sitting there in the livingroom when a sink-hole opened up underneath our house. That was a one way ticket to Danger Country!"
by Kilo Delta February 27, 2007
Get the Danger Countrymug. by space_bears March 13, 2011
Get the Country Clubbedmug. Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.
Country blumpkin
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
by Duderer July 29, 2008
Get the country blumpkinmug. by 3262bk September 16, 2013
Get the country scummug.