tunnel boning

this is what a person does when they are in the middle of preparing a large leg of lamb for a lavish family dinner, often including in-laws. What they do is remove the bone with an inappropriately long knife for the job, creating a cavity within the meat. Once that is done, the person then pulls his trousers down and gleefully slides his privates into the cavity- thus tunnel boning the leg of lamb.
Oh man! Mark is so into tunnel boning! He does it all the time when he cooks for his in-laws!
by e.l.f April 16, 2008
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Wind Tunnel

A verb used to describe a majestic burst of wind from the ass on to an erect penis, giving a strange sensation!
1) "What the hell!?!? did you just give me a wind tunnel!?!? YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!"
2) "So last night i was watching, porn and this girl totaly gave the pimp a wind tunnel!! AaaaHAHAHAHA!"
by TnTuPuRaSs May 05, 2010
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man tunnel

when a man wraps himself up in a blanket so that a woman cannot bug him while he sleeps. See burrito
"I wrapped myself in a man tunnel so that my girlfriend would let me sleep."

"Michael, I hate it when you make a man tunnel. I will bypass it so I can touch you."
by the reflex October 30, 2005
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Lincoln Tunnel

A sexual act involving three people, usually two men and one woman. One man opens the woman's mouth wide and fists her mouth until the fist is in the digestive tract. At the same time, the other man fists the woman's ass until both men fist-pump though the inside of the woman.
Good God, I don't think Kathy recovered from that Lincoln Tunnel last night.
by General Thundertits April 23, 2010
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fudge tunnel

Chrithtopher ith a fudge tunnel.
by scottbo777 September 01, 2008
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marmite tunnel

do you take it up the marmite tunnel?
by tartanbeastie September 03, 2004
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Tunnel football

A very boring style of football, usually played by teams with no imagination and easily pleased fans.

See also anti-football
Jimmy: Did you see the Uefa cup final?
Jock: Aye, the Rangers were playing utter tunnel football.
Jimmy: Bored their way through the game.
by Sydney McFatnut May 20, 2008
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